The first woman to ever step in front of a motion picture camera in 1894.

Richmond

Guy: When are we hanging out again?
Me: I don't know... I fly by the seat of my pants
Guy: What?
Me: I. fly. by. the. seat. of. my. pants.
Guy: Friday you shit your pants???!!??

Cancun

Mexican woman: Are you married?
Me: Nope, I'm single
Mexican woman: Oh! But you look so happy!